Monday, December 14, 2015

A gay Mormon's adventures on Tinder (part 2)

Hello and Merry Christmas! The Moho blogosphere has died down a bit since the unexpected announcement on the Handbook revision. I'm still pissed about it, but feel it's the right time to return to my random, light-hearted ramblings. So...let's talk about Tinder, again.

Earlier this year, I decided to join the Tinder game. The app uses your location to find potential matches/dates. You get a stack of profiles with pictures and a short paragraph, and you swipe left if the person is a "NO." Swipe right if you're interested. If you both swipe right, then it's a match, and you can chat.

I made a post right after I downloaded the app, so I was an extreme novice. My buddy over at The Mostly Unfabulous Life of a Mormon Boy requested an update (6 months ago.) So here it is!

I have a typical introductory paragraph on Tinder. Simple but nothing too "out there." But if I deleted my description and wrote about my ACTUAL life, it would be:
30-something disaffected gay Mormon who is still kind of in the closet. I've never had a serious relationship with a guy. I like cuddling. 
Fortunately, my description is nothing like the above, and I've matched with a handful of guys.

I still use the app and below you'll find a list of my experiences/thoughts on Tinder. Now, I've had some great things happen with the app and met some awesome people, but this will focus on the weirder/unique side. (because that's more fun to blog about!)

Here we go....

  • I matched with a guy about 7 years younger than me who keeps calling me "Daddy."
  • I did a quick Google search on a match, and found his mugshot. 
  • Another Google search on a different guy led me to a match's naked pictures and videos. 
  • I matched with a great guy, then found out he was married (to a woman.) Very unfortunate as the dude is hot. 
  • I've learned that any guy "22 miles away" from me is most likely someone who has a long layover at the airport in my city.  (Meaning it's highly unlikely I'll ever meet this person.)
  • Correct grammar is such a turn-on. 
  • Height is such a big deal on Tinder, (or at least gay Tinder!) it's fascinating to me. (If anyone cares, I'm 6'1"!)
  • While swiping through profiles, I found a guy who was obviously in an LDS Chapel. (carpeted walls, Jesus pic, etc.) Sadly, we didn't match. Where art thou mystery Moho?!  
  • Having a co-worker pop up is quite awkward. 
  • Getting compliments still makes me feel all tingly inside. 

Ok, that last one wasn't awkward. Basically I think Tinder is a nice stepping stone in this whole coming-out journey and accepting myself. I'm not hiding behind an alias. It's almost liberating that I just get to be myself.

Maybe Part 3 will be some kind of success story! :-)


2 comments:

  1. That's creepy he wants to call you daddy. Or, is it not creepy to you? And, I agree, someone who knows how to use the English language and grammar, that IS a turn on. I hate, really hate, mucky language skills. Cannot wait to hear your success stories.

    And, I still hate the new policy. I hate it with everything that's in me. I want to go egg somebody, you know?

    Love, always. Duck

    ReplyDelete
  2. Very entertaining!! Haha! Thanks for the post! Looking forward to part 3!! ;)

    ReplyDelete